so true
Sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body, and then I say, “Compared to what?!”
Guess what I use for a litter box?
Tostitos scoops.
Can I hire Joe Walker as my personal trainer?
Seriously guys I feel like he’s the only one who could whip my fatblob of a self into shape.
I can see it now…
hours of high kicks…
and a strict diet of protein shakes, falcon eggs and rocks…
and if I try to skimp on a workout he’d be all
What I’m trying to say is I’m going for a run/jog.
